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Saturday, January 30, 2010

Youtube videos that must be destroyed



I love watching Youtube videos, especially the ones I can't access locally on our television, like wrestling. There are a lot of gems and never seen locally shows that scattered all over Youtube and other similar sites like Dailymotion.com and Veoh.com. Since Youtube is a submission based site, there are a lot videos uploaded by people who either got dropped on the floor when was still a baby or just want to have their crap broadcast to the world. Here are the Youtube videos that are in need of being run over by a bulldozer.

Unboxing videos
Why do we need to see you unboxing something? A bragging right of some sort of acquiring said equipment? Unboxing videos are on top when something big  released in the market.

Someone staring at the camera for few seconds
So.... you uploaded a video of yourself staring at the camera.... yeah... what now? This kind of videos, mostly girls staring at the camera, is a treasure for lonely people who wants to do the deed while staring on this videos.

Reviews from “professional” underaged people who has fetish for constant swearing
Ever since their parents gave them a computer with a webcam and mic tandem, they uses the medium of video to do reviews of anything under the sun as long as they can swear. This videos sprout like there is no tomorrow after a big event happened like a pay per view or some guy unveiled something on public, like the recent presentation of Apple iPad.

Scenes from movies, with different audio
Youtube is a haven for movie fanatics, you can practically find all the memory scenes of famous movies and watch it over again. Still, there are some assholes who will upload famous movie scenes, and with their professional video editing wisdom, instead of retaining the video original audio, they will replace it with something different, mostly emo music.

Videowhores, the video version of camwhores
We all know camwhores can do, but how bout in moving version? And with audio? They are just... doing whatever they usually do like walking to the market, crying over something and dancing in their underwear while listening from some foreign pop songs. It's like a video blogging or some sort, but more annoying and pointless.

Chopsuey edited fan made videos
Videos with bad choice of background music, abuse of unnecessary transitions and overall bad mashed up of videos. These kind of videos are mostly associated with animations especially anime.

Announcements via a static text, but in video format.
It's pointless to place an announcement or note via a video if you are only using a plain color background and a static text, and lasting around 10 seconds at the most. Sometimes they will place a single still photo in the background with a text that does not contrast with the background photo, it's a pure headache generator. If they are going to announce something why not place it in their channel page or somewhere else because those asshole are just wasting a precious video space.

Playing through a game... with commentary
I like watching people playing videogames on youtube, only if there is no commentary from the uploader. It wrecks the overall experience watching the video especially if the commentator sounds someone got headbutted on their balls.

Youtube Poop
I have nothing to say... except there are big piece of diarrhea stricken monkey crap.

Online streaming videos is one of the best breakthroughs of the internet and hopefully this crappy videos will disappear permanently by shoving all the hardrives packed with the videos up the original uploader asses.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Top Twelve: Games on every gaming consoles and a portable system I had.



Playing video games is one of my favorite hobbies of all time ever since the first time I watched someone playing a Nintendo Family Computer, the Asian counterpart of Nintendo Entertainment System or NES. I can still remember the times that I kind of mesmerized of awesome graphics of Super Mario Bros which in this day is still one the best games I ever played.

I had 2 Family Computers, both died in span of two years. Later I remember reading an old Gamepro magazine and have the immensely popular Street Fighter 2 in the cover. The magazine mentioned that Street Fighter 2 will have a home port on a Sega Genesis I was awe and excited and begged my father to buy me a Sega Genesis. Around Summer time before entering my fourth year in elementary, my dad bought a Sega Megadrive (again, the Asian counterpart of Sega Genesis) with a game that later became one of my favorite franchises ever, Sonic the Hedgehog.

After graduating from elementary and before heading to high school, my awesome dad bought me a Sony Playstation console as his graduation gift. The Megadrive then was given away to a younger relative and I enjoyed the Playstation and this entire awe-inspiring 3D graphics.

One dead Playstation later, around college time, I got a Playstation 2, the original big one. Around those times the PS2 games were not yet being pirated because the pirate guys had a hard time cracking the DVD security. Games were expensive and I had to resort on saving thousands of pesos just to buy a game. Good thing around 2004 a modified PS2 consoles can now play the pirated versions of the games.

After college I am planning to buy a Playstation 3, but I can’t afford one. There are times that I can afford a Playstation 3 but the money I earned goes somewhere more important. Back in December 2008, after receiving a hefty bonus paycheck, I bought my new gaming fix, a Sony PS which I still carry around to till this day. I only play the PSP if I have absolutely nothing to do, kind of my personal time-wasting machine.

So I had a Family Computer (1989 – 1992), a Sega Megadrive (1993-1996), Sony Playstation (1996-2000), Sony Playstation 2 (2000-2005) and Sony Playstation Portable (2008-present). Here are my top 12 games for each gaming machines and a portable system I had.

Nintendo Family Computer
12. Gradius
11. Battle City
10. Spartan X (Kung Fu)
9. Legend of Kage
8. Mappy
7. Ice Climber
6. Donkey Kong
5. Megaman 2
4. Double Dragon 2
3. Elevator Action
2. Super Mario Bros 3
1. Super Mario Bros


Sega Megadrive
12. X-Men
11. X-Men 2 Clone Wars
10. Green Dog
9. Golden Axe
8. Comix Zone
7. Street Fighter 2 Championship Edition
6. Mortal Kombat 2
5. Sonic the Hedgehog 2
4. Earthworm Jim 2
3. Sonic the Hedgehog
2. Streets of Rage 2
1. Sonic 3 and Knuckles

Sony Playstation
12. Gran Turismo
11. Final Fantasy VII
10. Covert Ops Nuclear Dawn
9. NBA Live 98
8. Silent Hill
7. Tekken 3
6. Syphon Filter 2
5. Twisted Metal 2
4. Metal Gear Solid
3. Castlevania Symphony of the Night
2. Resident Evil 2
1. Final Fantasy VIII

Sony Playstation 2
12. Maximo Ghost to Glory
11. Silent Hill 2
10. Onimusha Warlords
9. Devil May Cry 3
8. Silent Hill 3
7. Metal Gear Solid 2
6. Metal Gear Solid 3
5. Resident Evil 4
4. Final Fantasy X
3. Grand Theft Auto Vice City
2. Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
1. Grand Theft Auto 3

Sony Playstation Portable (so far)
12. Loco Roco
11. Assassins Creed Bloodlines
10. Prinny: Can I Be A Hero?
9. Rockband Unplugged
8. Street Fighter Alpha 3 Max
7. Sega Megadrive Collection
6. Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker
5. Syphon Filter: Logans Shadow
4. Resistance: Retribution
3. Grand Theft Auto Chinatown Wars
2. Grand Theft Auto Vice City Stories
1. Grand Theft Auto Liberty City Stories

Sunday, January 10, 2010

The New Gearspeed Motorsports Project

Around Thursday, my old college buddy, Kevin, who owns a motorsports shop in Muntinlupa asked me to overhaul his company website, which is http://gearspeedmotorsports.com.


I immediately agree to do the task even it has been years I coded a website, both through the wonders of Dreamweaver and a notepad. I browsed the website and the first thing I noticed is the site is one big flash file. I downloaded the site and it is a whopping 10MB. With today's internet speed, a 10MB flash file loads in a faster pace but not immediately. Still, the site should load  because there are only 2 kinds of viewer of your site, the one who really in need to view your site even if it loads forever, and the other one who can click another site to view.


My challenge is to decrease the site size, so I suggested to Kev to have the site done in Dreamweaver and add some flash animations on each page banners. I designed the first layouts of his  site a while ago and already emailed to him. I hope Kev likes the layout, and good thing the deadline he provided is not urgent. Hopefully he approves the layout and I will start coding and author it within the week, after office work, that is.


Friday, January 8, 2010

Drama Crap



Ever since the days of free television and no cable television on site, I love watching local TV shows, from comedy like Palibhasa Lalake to cheesy action series like Aguila. The only thing I despise about local television is the goddamn drama series. Ever since the early 90s, the Mara Clara days they are all freaking the same, predictable, cheap tear generator and awful. Here are some things I hate on Philippine Drama series

One dimensional characters
The writers should give complexity in the characters that can make the viewers attached to. Drama life does not consists of one pure good protagonist, with no other traits, and one bad antagonist, with no other redeeming traits.

Remakes
The writers are responsible to create fresh drama story, not adopt a popular Korean drama shows with theme songs that the fans sing but doesn’t understand what are the lyrics mean.

Cheap production values
The company is making millions from these horrible one-faced-expression actors; they should invest in better production setup and memorable locations.

Same old cast with terrible actors/actresses
They have load of deserving talented actors stuck somewhere in their building, yet the producers have a fetish on putting the popular but super horrible actors. It's refreshing to see new faces for each show and not to put this horrible monkey turds strutting their agonizing stuff, which consists of one single facial expression for all scenes, whether it is a happy scene or a sad scene, the facial expression is still the same.

Everyone's related to one another
Oh man, the main character is the son of the maid who is the mistress of the grandfather who has a sister that has 2 sons, and one of them is the long, lost relative of the second mistress of the father, who is a close friend of the main character and in the end, he learned that this guy was his baby brother. Got it? Good

Titles were usually “copied” from a song title
Can they create original title for the show and not pick a random song title from a fishbowl? If they can write long script then they can brainstorm the title

The storylines were darn long
It's like the old cartoon Dragon Ball Z, these shows have tendency to have 3 to 4 episodes for one major storyline that can realistically be placed in 1 or 2 episodes.

Putting 3 or more separate storylines in one sequence.
There are some shows that tendency to place at least 3 separate storylines in on sequence. For example, story A will have a normal conversation scene, then abruptly, story B will enter the screen and does their conversation scene, then story C will be in the screen, even the story B doesn’t have a closure yet, including story A. Then another few seconds, story A will return, continuing their conversation from their first scene and jumps to story B, then to C, then to B, then to A in just one to two minutes of sequence. Its freaking annoying and sometimes confusing.

The Killer Staircase.
Whenever two people are fighting near a staircase, 100% of time someone will fall, usually one of the good guys, and 80% of time he will die from the fall. The one who died usually has something important that the protagonist must know, but he cannot anymore due to the murdering staircase.

Showing major spoilers in the next preview.
They should tease the viewer on what will happen on the next episode and not ruining it. For example, I remember a last segment of the local show showing someone aiming a sniper rifle to the protagonist. Of course, the viewer can't wait for the next episode, will he be shot? Will he be able to escape this predicament? No, instead, they show on the preview, shown on the end of that episode, the protagonist on a different scene, unscathed and no mention of the sniper-aiming finale. The cliffhanger is useless. They should at least show the preview having the sniper shoot his gun, fade to black and that’s it.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

140 High Blood Pressure



My brother applied a blood pressure test on me and I got 140 and it is not a normal measurement.

I asked to have it measured because I feel wobbly for the past few days. I feel I am standing in the middle of  an earthquake. Even if I stand still or even seat still, there is an involuntary movement on some parts of my body, usually on my head.

Admittedly I have a very bad lifestyle, like I prefer cholesterol driven foods and not be active physically. I think I had better health when I am still commuting to work, I am more active at that time because I walk and move a lot, my weight is even lower back then.

I am now way overweight, eats a lot of junk food while watching television, I basically bum around the house after work since I consider this my relaxation period. Now, I want to change my lifestyle and I will try my best to cut down my blood pressure.

The basic remedies are the obvious ones like be physically active even in simplest form, as long as it can make you sweat and regulate the heart. Even walking around the park can do wonders and I will start with that. Eating healthy food is a must and I know this will be hard for me because eating is sometimes my outlet to stress. I will try to eat more on fruits and vegetables and less meat... and especially pork. I am a pork guy, I just ate Sisig few hours ago and probably that food triggered me to ask my brother, who is a doctor, for my blood pressure, its like "hey dude, stop eating me, you will have high blood".

Stress.. well I know stress is part of life and I will  try my best to overcome stress both from work and personal life. Now I will focus primarily on setting everything right and have myself not fall to more deadly disease like stroke and heart ailment.

Wish me luck.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Essential & Very, Very, Very Basic Graphic Design Tips



I am doing graphic design work, professionally of course, since 2004. Still, like what I always say, there are a lot of things I need to learn, like feeding myself some new awesome stuff from newly updated design software to improving our manual skills like cutting a clean curvy shape from a paper, which I still have problem doing it because my hands can’t stay still.

Here are some basic and essential graphic design tips I learned both the hard way, which being verbally spanked by my superiors and the easy way, through the power of self-learning.

Logos and icons creation

  1. Always create your logo using vector software (Adobe Illustrator, etc/) for easy manipulation of size and color.

  2. In designing the real logo, listen to your client demands, and extract all the keywords from the demands. Write the logo name in a piece of paper and put all the keywords beside it. This way, you can visualize easily what he wants based from the keywords. Try blending the keywords with the logo name for the design.

  3. Consider the target market of your client, write it also next to the keywords and try blending it

  4. Learn from your client on what he or the company itself doesn’t want. Some clients are anally strict with designs.

  5. Use 1 to 3 basic colors for the logo for easy brand identification. Take a look at McDonalds, it's always yellow and red, and we know they are McDonalds due to their color scheme.

  6. Be strict and consistent with the color Pantone.

  7. 100% of time we create logos in white background, but you must also create the logo placed in a dark background. There is a possibility the logo you create be placed in a black background, like in a dark shirt or a leather bag.

  8. Make more than 1 logo studies, make sure the design is different and not a simple font change.

  9. If you have time or budget, try simulating the logo by placing it in other related collaterals, like in a shirt or in a book cover for presentation purposes.


General layout design

  1. Have your computer color calibrated with the supplier for consistent color output.

  2. Be strict with the measurements and margins in your documents.

  3. Speaking of measurements, if you have history of short-term memory loss, especially with numbers, always write down in a notebook or a notepad all the important measurements of your document. One mistake of measurement with the supplier can cost a lot of money.

  4. Always set your document mode in CMYK unless the bosses want RGB color.

  5. Probably my preference but always uses Photoshop for images and photos, not as the main layout-authoring tool.

  6. Make sure the image resolution is right for the print output. If viewed closer, like a booklet, the resolution is at least 220 – 300 dpi above. If seen afar, like a big billboard, 72-75 dpi will do.

  7. Speaking of resolutions, the original photo should have a very high-resolution; raw format is highly encouraged for easy DPI manipulation.

  8. Always use common fonts for the main copy, like Arial, Times New Roman, Verdana and Helvetica. This way, if there a quick correction, the supplier can do the editing for you, unless they are assholes and wants you to send them new files with 1 correction.

  9. Proofread the document thoroughly; let your copywriter help with your proofreading.

  10. Always give the supplier a printout of the document aside from the FA (Final Artwork – the file you give to the suppliers for printing) for comparison purposes.

  11. Convert to curves all the text with fancy fonts. The supplier sometimes has problems reading special fonts even if it is part of the FA file.

  12. Organize the FA files  properly, have separate folders for linked images and fonts. The last working file or PDF is alone in the main directory.


Basically that’s it, some tips you can adapt in your creative mindset. Good luck on your next design.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Musikmusikahan



“Exit light, Enter night, Take my hand, Off to never, never land” and “She's got a smile that it seems to me, reminds me of childhood memories”. Memories are probably the right words for this. If you don’t know what the italicized words are and I must say, you suck. Nah, I am just kidding, so don’t be an eager 12-year-old that get offended online immediately and starts sending hate mails. The first line came from a classic awesome song called Enter Sandman by one of the slightly late to be crowned as almighty Gods of Rock, Metallica. The other one came from one of the most influential rock bands in history, wherein they are still confused if they are an 80s or a 90s rock band, called Guns and Roses, and the song is called Sweet Child O Mine. And these 2 songs, ladies and gentlemen, were my first 2 songs that I got hooked with music, especially with anything that involves someone singing, someone doing the lead and rhythm guitar work, some person hitting the bass and lastly, some guy or gal hitting all kinds of drums.

Back in the 80s and early 90s, I really don’t have interest with any kind of music, well except for the good old 80s cartoon theme songs like the Real Ghostbusters, Superted, GI Joe, Transformers and other 80s animation goodness. During my grade two days, our old driver introduced me to these 2 bands, by playing them in the cars stereo whenever he brings me to the school. I don’t mind listening to them, but in just a week, I am humming and singing them already and among these 2 album only 2 songs stand out and they were the Enter Sandman and Sweet Child O Mine. I even sing the chorus, well not too loud, but probably can be heard 2 people in my right, while answering post test and mastery exams. These 2 songs, it just doesn’t get out of my mind, I just love those 2 songs.


While growing up in the early 90s as an elementary student, one of my classmates introduced me to other bands, especially the grunge and local bands. They said that both Metallica and Guns and Roses are already past their prime and suggested to listen to other bands. From that point I got hooked listening to bands like Nirvana, Eraserheads, Foo Fighters, Presidents of the USA, Beck, Rivermaya, The Cure, Stone Temple Pilots, REM and more. My classmate had a lot of Cassette tapes; I borrowed, listen the cassettes later to our car stereo everyday while heading to the school. After I return the tapes to my classmates, I immediately buy my own copies, talk about an analog version of listening to music samples before buying the real deal, all this before the internet and digital sample downloads were introduced.


Before MP3s, I-Pod and IPot the pirated I-Pod, there were cassette tapes. There were older audio medium like Vinyl and other alternatives like audio CDs, but this medium, back then, is cheaper and easier to access, it's everywhere. There were no P2P system, file sharing boards, even the whole internet thing does not exist yet in mainstream. You can only get your music fix in 2 ways, if you have a lot of money, go buy the superior CD format. If your income source is the allowance you receive for school, you buy the cassette format. Believe it or not, cassette tapes have “pirated” versions. Audio CDs can easily reproduce unlike with Cassette tapes, wherein the copy and paste method is not as easy as the way they do with the CDs. Instead, they get blank tapes, find the minus one version of the song and I don’t know how they do it and have someone sing the song and record it using a regular tape deck, manually. Later, have it placed in a colorful, plastic case and have it displayed for selling in a stall, somewhere in Manila. The background music is authentic, the singing part is not the real deal.


Speaking of cassette tapes, my cassette tape collection starts growing in numbers and I want to play it all. Like I said, digital audio players do not exist in mainstream market yet, and I didn’t have my own computer to play music till 1998. The only times I listened to my cassettes is through an old component with a couple of busted speakers and our car’s tape deck. I want to have a portable kind of player, to play my cassettes; I want my music, while walking around. Sony gave us one of the most innovative and awesome equipment ever, the walkman.


The Walkman was introduced back in the 1972; the concept was originally conceived by Andreas Pavel and the device was referred as Stereobelt. Later Sony, created their version of the portable audio player, called as we know it as the Walkman, by Nobutoshi Kihara. Sony was recognized by the public as the one who really invented such gadget, but after lengthy court battles between Sony and Pavel, it all decided in 2003. Sony, in the end, finally acknowledge Andreas Pavel is the inventor of portable music player, the grandfather of every portable music players that exists today, including the IPot music player, which can be found in various malls, wet markets and street vendors.


I never had a Walkman, I always borrow the walkman from my classmate, a rich bastard. Back then if you have a Gameboy, you are a God; if you have a Gamegear, you are a God; if you have a Game and Watch, you are the almighty nostalgic awesomeness; but if you have a Walkman, you are the almighty nostalgic awesomeness of a God, even if you only borrowed the darn thing.


When I entered high school, I still collect new albums of my favorite bands, especially the best local rock triumvirate, Parokya ni Edgar, Rivermaya and of course, the Eraserheads. Me and my old high school buddies, planned to have our own band, with numerous names like the Nocturnal Frolic (hmmm) and the awful Masamang Kuyukots, but it was just a plan and we didn’t actually go forward with it.


Sophomore year, a classmate of mine introduced me to Ghetto Doggs, a local “Gangsta” hip hop group spearheaded by Andrew E. I am not actually into Hip Hop, except for early 90s hip hop acts that I later appreciated thanks to Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, but my classmate insisted to try it. He handed me the cassette, called Ghetto Doggs: Born to Kill the Devil, with a black colored insert. I think I only played it after 2 weeks and just like what I expected, just a bunch of local language swearing, declaring war to everything evil. Days later, I still keep on playing the tape, from Side A and B, I got drawn to the album, I got interested with local hip hop. Later, I went to SM, checked for a local hip hop compilation and I found Rapratan. Here I was oriented with local underground acts like Chinese Mafia, Death Threat, BB Clan and El Latino. The whole year, I primarily listened to local hip hop acts like Madd Poets, IPK, HiJakkk Gloc 9, Rapskallion and more but I later realized that my sudden interests with local hip hop music is only temporary. Still kudos for that old classmate of mine, who is now a bassist of a band, who introduced me the other side of Filipino music.


1998, MTV Asia played a commercial to advertise their new compilation album called MTV Alternative Nation 2. That album, which I immediately purchased, got me reacquainted with my favorite music genre of all, Rock and Roll, in any sub genre. The channel also played another ad for another alternative album called Fresh, which I also acquired immediately. Those albums introduced me to a lot of memorable songs and bands that I still play to my I-Tunes at the office till to this day. Acts like Semisonic, Texas and Beck introduced me to good music and rediscovering past favorites like Blur, Oasis, Suede, Third Eye Blind, Offspring, Green Day and Radiohead.


From that point, I am really quite comfortable with alternative music till today, but since rock has a lot of sub genres, new rock concepts emerged like Nu-Metal or plain rap metal, which had their heydays in 1999 and 2000. Nu-Metal bands like Korn, Limp Bizkit and Deftones paved their way to the new generation of rock fans. We had our local counterparts as well like Greyhoundz, Cheese (now Quezo), Slapshock, Glitch and Chico Science (Chicosci). Good thing is, after the fall of the Nu-Metal concept and another new bunch of bands emerges with different music, the bands from the Rap Metal era manage to survive and introduce fresh sounds to their audience. Many argue that the Nu-Metal bands will be just like what the large sum of new musicians suffered, being labeled as one hit wonders, but I beg to differ, these bands are still here and playing for you because they know how to evolve their music.


College days, with the easy accessibility of pirated audio CDs and MP3s thanks to the genesis of P2P, the Napster, I finally had a chance to hear other unknown songs and bands, both local and foreign. Just in front of the campus lies a haven for everything pirated, including food products, the University Mall. Here almost every stall has pirated audio CDs for sale and here I found numerous bands that I still listen to this day, like Vertical Horizon, Lifehouse, Disturbed, Sandwich, Radioactive Sago Project, Everclear and more.


Later, a classmate of mine, a dance crazed dude, introduced me to Electronica music genre, especially the “House” and “Drum N Bass” kind. At first I only got partially interested since I thought Electronica sound like everything you hear in the Yes FM or Love Radio, with all those crappy upbeat novelty songs, but I was wrong, it was different, it was pleasant to the ears, even with the loud bass thumping and having repetitive beat, but I still love it. I easily get in touched with this genre and co-exist perfectly with my rock music addiction. After having addicted as well to Electronica music in which to the point that I am subtly humming the basic House music that goes “doog tss doog tss doog tss”. Conveniently, another college buddy of mine introduce me to a loop music creation software called the Sonic Foundry Acid series. This awesome and user-friendly software enables you to create original music mixes by combining any kind of sound loops, which you can acquire from purchasing loop packs or recording samples manually. Having my own Acid copy and a bunch of sound loop packs CD later, I became a somewhat Electronica musician known as Ma_Nine, buts that’s another story, but you can listen to my selected mixes at http://manueve.multiply.com/music.


Today, Rock and Electronica music are primarily my favorite 2 genres, but still I listen to other kinds like R & B, Jazz, Pop and hip hop. I just love music, plain and simple, delivered by real artists, with talent, and not the ones manufactured by assholes in the recording industry. Still, there are a lot of untalented piece of monkey feces plaguing our airwaves, I just hope unsigned musicians will be recognized immediately by the public, and I want to listen to them. Why do I want to listen? I just want to listen and absorb good music, that’s it.

My First Internet Adventure... because internet is.. SERIOUS BUSINESS


I am a big wrestling fan, a really big wrestling fan. I have been watching wrestling since the 1980s, had a huge collection of wrestling figures, even a toy wrestling ring, and now I don’t know where the heck are them. Fast forward in 1998, this is the year when World Wrestling Federation or WWF is at its peak of the current era, called The Attitude Era and I love every single of it. Then I was introduced to the internet, here I first encountered the wrestling community in the other parts of the world and actually interacting with them through message boards and chat rooms. I explored different wrestling sites like TPWW.net and rajahwwf.com (both sites are still alive up to this day) and participating in their own message boards. There were chaotic back then because having a board account was non-existent. You can just enter a board, use a random name, and post whatever you want, even not related to the topic thread, and leave. Of course there were still serious and lengthy discussions which I actively participated.


One day, I surfed to a different wrestling website called Deadman's Wrestling Site or something, and they have an opening for an online columnist. I, a big wrestling fan, with a background of writing over the top discussions in numerous message boards, immediately emailed the webmaster for the position. The guy replied and he said that I will not get paid since the site doesn’t generate revenue and just a hobby. I accepted his terms and starts posting columns to his site. I was referred as Webstah Paradise, why I did I created that lame name? aside from being in the middle of “Young and Stupid” stage back then, I got the name when the radio nearby starts playing Gangstas Paradise and the first thing I see beside my old computer was a Webster Dictionary. Webster turns into Webstah and we got Webstah Paradise. I write 2 columns per week, usually after watching WWF Raw or big wrestling news currently wreaking havoc in numerous discussion boards. A month later, the webmaster told me that instead of sending him the column through email before he posts it in the site itself, why not create a webpage wherein I can write my own columns and he will just link it back to his website. With that I immediately studied basic HTML codes. Good thing I had friends who knows a lot of HTML codes and starts teaching me the basics. A week later, I created a simple page layout at Angelfire.com and the Deadman guy links my column back to his site.


Mid 1999, Deadman decided to stop the website because he is now heading for college. The website officially stops, and yet, I can’t let go of my wrestling column, I just can’t let go, it’s like having a withdrawal symptoms of some sort. Since I have an existing Angelfire.com website and what a hardcore wrestling fan will do? Why not have the single page turned into a full functional wrestling columns site and have my own writers, which I also don’t pay since I consider this as a hobby. So I start advertising the site in various message boards, looking for potential writers. Then someone responded to my ads, 5 of them, all Americans, Jessica Bates, Deepak Sahota, Shawn Thompson and those other 2 guys that I forgot the names. They start sending me their columns and starts posting them to my angelfire account. The website is now called The Paradise Wrestling Columns Site or TPWCS. We had a message board, with admin, and there were a lot of people visiting the site, a lot of them. I installed a page counter and in just 24 hours, we already have more than 800 visitors already. Weeks later, someone in the board posted that the site, the TPWCS, actually surpassed the number of page hits from another very successful wrestling columns site called 2dope.com. Some of the 2dope forum regulars start switching to the TPWCS boards as well. The site was a success, and the whole website ran in a free Angelfire server and not as a legit dot com website. Few weeks later, disaster strikes.


It was a Saturday, I woke up late, connect to the internet and browse the TPWCS website and I noticed that the main banner was different; the logo and the text was different. Instead of TPWCS, it reads as The Big Shot Columns Site, with a little text at the bottom that says “Rest in Peace, Webstah P”. My god, my site was actually hacked and I knew immediately who the culprit was. It was Shawn Thompson, who had the Big Shot moniker, one of the original five writers that I have. Shawn removed all of my columns as well the writings of Deepak and Jessica. Only Shawn Thompson, the other 2 originals remained in the site. They also removed the administration functions of the board and before I know it, the boards were chaotic. Jessica and Deepak immediately emailed me with the incident. Apparently, Shawn wanted to have the whole site from the start for a reason that he just, um, wants to have the whole site. He tries to recruit Deepak and Jessica but they refused. Shawn continued to run the site with his 2 cohorts that I still cannot remember their names. What would the original webmaster do? Hmmm, should I notify angelfire.com regarding the hacking incident? Or being still midway “Young and Stupid” stage, with a little of angst here, create another column site and actually compete Big Shot's site? What should I choose? And you know what I did? I chose the young and stupid option.


Immediately I talked to Jessica and Deepak through IRC, I think MSN and Yahoo messenger weren't around at that time yet. We all agreed to create another site, so we made a new one through Geocities and called it as Paradise 2. Surprisingly, even if we were only 3 guys writing wrestling columns, our site managed to pull Thompson’s traffic. We had a sane message board and more professionally looking website. Thompson hired more writers, and I also hired 3 more, Great One, The Flesh and that other guy. Naturally, after experiencing the “prime” stage, it all comes down. I started to get tired of writing wrestling columns and in few months, I am about to enter college. Thompson also stops updating his site and I talked to Deepak, Jessica and the other guys about moving on. The 5 agreed and we all go to our separate ways.


Around 2002, I managed to locate and talked to Deepak and Jessica through the old MSN Messenger. Deepak is now a full pledged musician and Jessica works in a dotcom business, while I am still in the middle of my junior year college. After that we stopped communicating each other and moved on with our lives.


12 years ago, when the internet community was still in the early stage, I was young, stupid, excited and want to explore a new world. Finding people in the different parts of the world, with the same interests enticed me. Along the way, I slowly learned that the internet can be a cruel place, from weird fetish porn to hilarious online arguments consists of bad writing and 1337 speak. Good thing I am not the type of emotional guy who immediately hangs himself after absorbing an insult. Well that’s the internet for you, no matter what kind of interests you are into, just be careful and I hope you enjoy your stay.

Driving in Manila... Again



The last time I took the wheel was back in 2004, heading home after from an exhibit we had in Greenbelt. Afterwards, laziness took away my driving enthusiasm and prefers to be a passenger or commute rather to bring a car. Fast forward in 2009, I managed to get my rusty driving skills back after 2 weeks of extensive retraining of basic driving, from being alert from assholes of the road to finding the knob to open the gas tank.

Before, I only drive to few places, mostly in short distances and not even in daily basis. They say if you can drive in Metro Manila flawlessly, you can drive anywhere in the world and I agree with that statement because Metro Manila has a lot of dangerous drivers, and of course, a lot of money hungry enforcers.

Since September I always drive to work, from Las Piñas to Makati, and the area I loathed the most is the Rotonda of EDSA extension, the one near the MRT Taft Station. Even if the area is only 1/8 of Ayala Avenue, you will always encounter all the assholery of these public vehicle drivers. Whenever I commute to work via an FX, I mostly sleep all the way to Makati and not minding the assholery done by those public vehicle drivers. Buses, the god damn buses, they have fetish to insert themselves even if it is only less than a meter of space, and they spew blacker than a black gulaman smoke. Taxis, the god damn taxis, those taxi drivers probably doesn’t know how to use the signal light and wants to swerve to someone’s lane even if you have a chance to have a collision with each other. Lot of taxis has their battle hardened look displayed on their bodies, which consists of scratches, bumps, cracks, cracked windows and more scratches. They feel they are invincible despite of having a lot of evident body damages but all I can say is… you are all shit. Tricycles, the goddamn tricycles, there should not be in the main road, and just like their bus counterparts, they have intense fetish of putting themselves in places that have 99% of getting the driver, and his passengers killed. I mostly commute from the most part of my life and I just realize how horrible those drivers are, and I am not even mentioning the EDSA beyond Makati.

But in the end, being “trained” under the EDSA conditions, I can consider myself a “good” driver, still there are a lot of things I still need to learn, and one of the major lessons I learned is how to spot and deal with legit and asshole tow guys.

Early December, after work and buying gifts from Glorietta, me and Rein head home, and when we reached near the MRT Magallanes station, I noticed the lights at the dashboard, including the headlights were getting dimmer, and in few seconds, the car died. I just let the remaining momentum of the vehicle reached its final halt. When it finally stopped we were near the U-turn slot below the MRT Magallanes station in front the Southgate mall.

When I am about to call my father (who is in MOA at that time) for help and assistance, all of a sudden a tow truck came (with the plate number NVF847) out from nowhere, some guys step down, I think they were around 7 or 8. One of them approached me by the window and asked what happened. I said the battery probably died and all of a sudden, some of the guys start installing their towing chains on the car and I told them to stop immediately.

The guy told me the car needs to be impounded near Ultra, and I was required to pay 4,500 to have the car back, he sounds like your typical cash obsessed asshole I asked him if they can pull us up to the Petron station near Blue Wave, he said it will be 2,500. I asked for any proof of receipts, they couldn’t provide one. I checked the markings of the tow truck and all I see is the number 78. Then my awesome dad called on my phone. He then talked to one the main guys and told them to wait for him. After the phone call, they immediately released the chains thing from the vehicle. Then another around 5 minutes of waiting, the main guy approached me again and said they are being called back in the office, so they left... hurriedly, probably hitting a 80kph in 5 seconds.

A few minutes passed by, another fresh tow truck arrived, complete with legit markings, and 5 men with IDs. They approached me by the window and talked the situation. He said they never put the chain tow thing unless authorized by the owner. He also said they mostly bring impounded vehicles in Ultra if it is in a violation or had an accident and vehicular breakdown is a different story. You can obtain your impounded car, in which the price you have to be pay reflects on the original cause of being impounded in the first place.

My dad arrived, talked to the new guys. Then few minutes later, they agree to pull the car all the way to Las Piñas for 2,000 pesos. They attached the chain tow thing, then in less than an hour. We are already in front of our house. We pay them 2000; we received a receipt, with complete information of the towing company. Rein and I also gave them individual 100 pesos for the effort, can also consider as a Christmas gift for them.

At home, we finally learned both the alternator and the car battery died. We got them fixed in the next few days, yet, whenever I drive that car, I feel the vehicle will died out again due to more vibrations and shakings. I am no car expert but I feel the newly repaired car has few mileages left and will meet its end in a year or two.

Now back in the road again, I think I should stop working in Makati and head back working in the south, preferably in Alabang or Las Pinas. Lesser gas consumption means more earnings.

I am a Graphic Design Guy

Random fact, did you know that I am doing something with my life? Rather just lazing around in the house, wearing a wife-beater shirt, looking more disgusting than ever, scratching my own tummy and asking my mother what’s for dinner, I am actually doing some professional work as a Graphic Designer.

First, my passion for this chosen career is always been visual arts, particularly graphic design. I always want to impart my creativity in assisting with other people with their marketing needs. My specialty is more on with graphic design in print, from design conceptualization up to the final production monitoring. I experienced producing print projects such as magazines, posters, forms, flyers, product samplers, brochures, booklets banners, tarpaulin, t-shirt designs, logos, tickets and invitations. Having experienced working with a design house, a publication company, Marketing - Publications and Promotions department from a food/cosmetics manufacturing company of food and a below the line events/advertising agency enriched my graphic designing skills and at the same time learning a number of technical aspects in print production. I also have a basic knowledge in HTML language for web design. I can only do web layouts and not with the complex flash action scripting, but I can do basic flash animations. And lastly, I can offer basic non-linear digital video editing skills for audio-visual presentations like event recaps and product promotions.

You can see some of my works at http://manueve.multiply.com. By the way, I am also accepting quick freelance print and video so drop an email if you are interested and I will do my best to facilitate you with your requirements. But then there are weekends.... and weekends are another story.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Hello there

Welcome to my blog entitled the Nocturnalfrolic. I will just post anything and everything that pops on my mind. Hope you enjoy browsing my little blog