Eject those Passengers

Commuting can be consider as a cheaper way to save money while going from point A to B. You will just pay for the fare, have a seat if you are lucky and just mind your own business. Since you commute and have a number of total strangers surround you, there always be people who are total dicks that you want to throw out of the vehicle or hit a steel chair in the head repeatedly. These are the people who should not ride in any vehicle, private or public, an FX or a bus, a jeepney or a colorum vehicle, ever... including criminals of course.

Space hoggers
This people, mostly fat, thinks they are as thin as a matchstick and hogs precious space. Even if you ask them nicely to move a little bit so someone can move or sit they will just stare at you. If you verbally fight them you will look like an idiot since he or she, unfortunately mostly she, will not listen to you and continue munching their snacks which leads to my next point.

Obnoxious Munchers
We all eat time to time on a public vehicle, eating fish crackers or a ten pesos twin burgers from Minute Burger, but I can't stand eaters who munch their food like there  is no tomorrow, very inconsiderate dick to other people. I can understand kids being messy with their foods on a bus but grown up people, eating their foods in most annoying way and you can hear every slimy munching possible. There are even times that they will leave or sprout food residues all over the place.

My other co-passenger are my stuff
This is commonly found in FXs, some inconsiderate idiot will buy the other seat so he or she place his or her things to the other chair. This way, another passenger who suppose to be the seater of the chair will wait for another opening. It is okay if you have large boxes and you need more space for it but for a stupid laptop bag or a make-up kit? give the freaking seat to a freaking person you selfish monkey crap.

Freeloading Cheapskates
This cheap bastards are usually seen in a crowded bus or even in a shuttle FX. They will not pay the fare and find creative ways not to get the attention of the ticket conductor on them. They will pretend to sleep with a head set on their ears, probably listening to an annoying novelty song. If they are about to be approached by the ticket handler, they will immediately descend the bus and find another bus to do another free ride shenanigans.

Look at Me I am Important attention whores
I hate seating next to these kind of people. They are the ones talking very loud to each other, wherein they are only a few inches apart and their voice can be heard outside of the vehicle. I observed that most of this loud mouths were either high school students cutting classes because according to them it is cool or college students who probably got their first taste of freedom. People who talks to their cellphone as if they are inside of a room alone, blabbing loudly from nonsense gossip to boasting some insignificant bullcrap.

They are the people I wish there is a nearby eject button that can instantly throw them out of the vehicle and towards oblivion. They should be considerate with other people because we are all just riding in one public vehicle, respect the well-being of the other passengers as they respect yours.