Fantards: A Waste of life.

We are all fan of something like I am into videogames and wrestling. On the other hand, we are a fan of someone like I idolize Homer Simpson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, the Nostalgia Critic and Ely Buendia of the Eraserheads fame. We are fans, we idolize, we like them and sometimes we buy and collect stuff with their names on it.

Just like every kind of collection of people, a certain percentage of it consists of complete idiots. They treat their idols, either the human kind or some random thing, like Gods and the only thing missing is to set up a creepy religion praising their idols while dancing in front of the photo of their idol naked, while bathing in blood from a poor Goat in a room surrounded with candles.

Before some weird offended fan throwing feces at my home, here are some fantards that need to go away.

The Collector of Everything
One way to appreciate your idol is to collect stuff with the name or image of their idol plastered. It is perfectly normal if they managed to collect 100% of all available authentic merchandise from their respective idols. It is not normal to collect things that may need you for quick psychological counseling like used chewing gum taken thrown in a trashcan or pieces of fallen hair of a particular idol scattered somewhere. Instead of displaying all the fallen hairs of your idol in your collection, just shove all the vinegar soaked fallen hair one by one up to your candy asses.

Angry Online Fans
They are rabid, they are scary, they threaten you with a premise of being beaten with a stick and be eaten alive, all in written glory. They are everywhere especially in a lot of social media sites and entertain message boards. They will find a minor and very overlooked flaw of their idols' competition, brag them in a thread then bam, a counter argument from the offended fan complete with at least one usage of profanity and another 500 plus post topic will be born. This fans have no ability to acknowledge other fan group.

Long Que Regulars
This is borderline insane, and mostly happened in other countries. This unfortunate souls are willing to wait for days and nights camping in line while waiting for their most awaited day, which is either the first day of a very expensive product launch or the first screening day of a popular movie. They just entertain themselves by recreating scenes from their other favorite movies through bad acting while being adored by their fellow idiots. Sometimes they even setup small tents as wide as the sidewalk they now stand and plays game consoles on their meticulously constructed outdoor entertainment system.

Extraordinary Creepy Stalkers
The cream of the crap fans that are really in need of proper help like being thrown inside of a rusty drum and enclosing it with a quick dry cement. They will follow their idols all over the place, even in provinces, of course, guided by the tweets of their idols. There are even cases that they will stand in front of their idol's homes and acting as if their idols know them. If you face them if they start bothering the star or disturbing other people, they will act hostile and threaten you with countless phrases that includes words like sue and any kind of profanity. If you checked out their room it will consist of photos of their idols splattered across 90% of the wall and an opened computer monitor tuned in the twitter of their idol.

Fans should not act creepy and not 100% hardcore in throwing your life away for the sake of your idol. Remember the idol you stalk is not your life, the person may not even acknowledge about your existence even if you stalked your idol in every single way possible . There is nothing wrong for being a fan, but not in a very retarded obsessive way. Just admire them and have a good life.